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What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
just now
55 Darth Vader.
What's that smell?
just now
45 Passive-aggression.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
just now
1 Tasteful sideboob.
Keg stands.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
3 mins ago
116 AIDS.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
3 mins ago
48 Self-loathing.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
3 mins ago
84 A micropenis.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
3 mins ago
63 Kids with ass cancer.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
7 mins ago
106 Foreskin.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
7 mins ago
49 Sharing needles.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
8 mins ago
45 The Force.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
z | 1
The Thong Song.
x | 2
Men.
c | 3
The Big Bang.
 
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