Some Recent Plays
What's the most emo?
2 hours ago
32 A reach-around.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
2 hours ago
40 A death ray.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
16 hours ago
63 Tom Cruise.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
16 hours ago
49 RoboCop.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
16 hours ago
46 Dead parents.
What are my parents hiding from me?
19 hours ago
40 Pistol-whipping a hostage.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
19 hours ago
54 Jewish fraternities.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
19 hours ago
74 Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
20 hours ago
50 Santa Claus.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
20 hours ago
44 Bosnian chicken farmers.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
z | 1
German dungeon porn.
x | 2
People who smell their own socks.
c | 3
Mathletes.
 
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