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When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
14 hours ago
67 Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
14 hours ago
33 Leaving an awkward voicemail.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
14 hours ago
53 A sausage festival.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
14 hours ago
18 Creed.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
14 hours ago
75 Menstruation.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
14 hours ago
89 Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
14 hours ago
72 Panty raids.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
14 hours ago
66 A bleached asshole.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
14 hours ago
57 Pixelated bukkake.
What helps Obama unwind?
14 hours ago
64 Testicular torsion.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
z | 1
White privilege.
x | 2
Michael Jackson.
c | 3
My relationship status.
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