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Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
117 mins ago
60 Bond, James Bond.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
117 mins ago
37 Heteronormativity.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
117 mins ago
56 The shambling corpse of Larry King.
What's the next Happy MealĀ® toy?
117 mins ago
82 Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
What do old people smell like?
117 mins ago
63 A clandestine butt scratch.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
117 mins ago
59 Literally eating shit.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
118 mins ago
30 Statistically validated stereotypes.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
118 mins ago
68 The Thong Song.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
118 mins ago
1 The Hustle.
Hipsters.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
118 mins ago
23 Euphoria™ by Calvin Klein.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
z | 1
Bosnian chicken farmers.
x | 2
Explosions.
c | 3
The milk man.
 
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