Some Recent Plays
During sex, I like to think about __________.
25 hours ago
35 Quiche.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
25 hours ago
36 A robust mongoloid.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
25 hours ago
49 Vigorous jazz hands.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
103 hours ago
1 Christopher Walken.
Take-backsies.
What do old people smell like?
103 hours ago
41 Glenn Beck.
__________: good to the last drop.
103 hours ago
138 A big black dick.
White people like __________.
103 hours ago
54 Being on fire.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
103 hours ago
33 My relationship status.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
103 hours ago
72 Fingering.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
103 hours ago
1 Hormone injections.
Raptor attacks.
z | 1
Cockfights.
x | 2
Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
c | 3
Showing up to an orgy for the food.
 
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