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Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
10 hours ago
95 My dick.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
10 hours ago
43 Chainsaws for hands.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
27 hours ago
1 Creed.
Front butt.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
27 hours ago
29 An honest cop with nothing left to lose.
What's my anti-drug?
27 hours ago
89 Menstruation.
What helps Obama unwind?
27 hours ago
117 A sassy black woman.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
27 hours ago
67 Autocannibalism.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
27 hours ago
2 Gloryholes.
Roofies.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
27 hours ago
43 Vehicular homicide.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
27 hours ago
59 Preteens.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
z | 1
Porn stars.
x | 2
Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.
c | 3
An asymmetric boob job.
 
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