Some Recent Plays
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
4 hours ago
63 Full frontal nudity.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
4 hours ago
31 The invisible hand.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
4 hours ago
46 Beating your wives.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
4 hours ago
44 Jean-Claude Van Damme.
What do old people smell like?
4 hours ago
38 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
4 hours ago
29 Friends who eat all the snacks.
What am I giving up for Lent?
4 hours ago
65 Oompa-Loompas.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
4 hours ago
52 Poor life choices.
Why am I sticky?
4 hours ago
40 A crappy little hand.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
4 hours ago
1 Tiger Woods.
The homosexual agenda.
It's a trap!
z | 1
The Gulags.
x | 2
Racism.
c | 3
The Jews.
 
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