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The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
114 mins ago
111 Nipple blades.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
114 mins ago
49 Arnold Schwarzenegger.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
115 mins ago
20 Dancing with a broom.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
115 mins ago
97 Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
115 mins ago
58 Penis envy.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
116 mins ago
42 Opposable thumbs.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
117 mins ago
27 GivesMeHope.com
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
117 mins ago
40 Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
117 mins ago
1 Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians.
Fancy Feast®.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
117 mins ago
66 AIDS.
z | 1
Pretending to care.
x | 2
Euphoria™ by Calvin Klein.
c | 3
Fear itself.
 
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