Some Recent Plays
What's there a ton of in heaven?
3 hours ago
55 A lifetime of sadness.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
3 hours ago
66 Date rape.
__________. It's a trap!
3 hours ago
18 The Gulags.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
3 hours ago
38 Amputees.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
3 hours ago
1 Farting into your petticoats and wafting it at Lord Gregory.
The American Dream.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
6 hours ago
95 Passable transvestites.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
6 hours ago
1 The Amish.
A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
What's that sound?
6 hours ago
98 Menstruation.
What ended my last relationship?
6 hours ago
110 Necrophilia.
What helps Obama unwind?
6 hours ago
39 A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
z | 1
My genitals.
x | 2
Kamikaze pilots.
c | 3
Assless chaps.
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