Some Recent Plays
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
37 mins ago
1 The Gulags.
The true meaning of Christmas.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
38 mins ago
48 Jew-fros.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
2 hours ago
99 A cooler full of organs.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
2 hours ago
39 Multiple stab wounds.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
2 hours ago
49 Stranger danger.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
2 hours ago
35 Opposable thumbs.
I drink to forget __________.
5 hours ago
70 Being on fire.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
5 hours ago
43 Moral ambiguity.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
5 hours ago
43 Substitute teachers.
What's the next Happy MealĀ® toy?
5 hours ago
121 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
z | 1
Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
x | 2
Lumberjack fantasies.
c | 3
Douchebags on their iPhones.
 
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