Some Recent Plays
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
80 hours ago
73 Porn stars.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
80 hours ago
77 Vehicular homicide.
What's that sound?
80 hours ago
81 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
80 hours ago
42 Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
80 hours ago
98 72 virgins.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
80 hours ago
94 Mouth herpes.
__________. That's how I want to die.
80 hours ago
34 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
What's my secret power?
80 hours ago
38 Apologizing.
__________. High five, bro.
80 hours ago
116 Date rape.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
80 hours ago
82 The boners of the elderly.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
z | 1
The homosexual agenda.
x | 2
Flesh-eating bacteria.
c | 3
Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
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