Some Recent Plays
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
25 mins ago
62 The Blood of Christ.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
91 mins ago
55 Queefing.
Why can't I sleep at night?
3 hours ago
44 Adult Friendfinder.
War! What is it good for?
5 hours ago
33 Doing the right thing.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
39 hours ago
25 Fear itself.
What's the most emo?
215 hours ago
60 A clandestine butt scratch.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
215 hours ago
77 A drive-by shooting.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
230 hours ago
29 The heart of a child.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
310 hours ago
79 Mouth herpes.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
310 hours ago
40 A mopey zoo lion.
What's the most emo?
z | 1
Bingeing and purging.
x | 2
Dave Matthews Band.
c | 3
Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
 
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