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When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
2 hours ago
17 Peeing a little bit.
__________. It's a trap!
2 hours ago
24 Catapults.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
2 hours ago
36 Mutually-assured destruction.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
2 hours ago
1 Pedophiles.
Hurricane Katrina.
What's the new fad diet?
2 hours ago
20 Existentialists.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
2 hours ago
94 Flavored condoms.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
2 hours ago
49 A brain tumor.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
2 hours ago
37 A big hoopla about nothing.
Betcha can't have just one!
2 hours ago
108 A sassy black woman.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
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61 Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
z | 1
Will Smith.
x | 2
c | 3
Full frontal nudity.
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