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What gets better with age?
111 mins ago
50 Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
2 hours ago
25 Giving 110 percent.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
2 hours ago
30 Adderall™.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
2 hours ago
35 Lockjaw.
What's a girl's best friend?
2 hours ago
20 This answer is postmodern.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
2 hours ago
21 Chivalry.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
2 hours ago
113 Nipple blades.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
2 hours ago
83 Whipping it out.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
2 hours ago
44 Sharing needles.
What's the new fad diet?
2 hours ago
22 Vikings.
z | 1
Self-loathing.
x | 2
The violation of our most basic human rights.
c | 3
Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.
 
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