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In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
29 mins ago
56 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
Why am I sticky?
29 mins ago
62 Insatiable bloodlust.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
29 mins ago
1 The Kool-Aid Man.
Michelle Obama's arms.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
29 mins ago
51 Bosnian chicken farmers.
White people like __________.
30 mins ago
64 Saxophone solos.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
34 mins ago
1 Flavored condoms.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
34 mins ago
84 A homoerotic volleyball montage.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
35 mins ago
68 Golden showers.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
35 mins ago
67 Dick fingers.
What will always get you laid?
36 mins ago
65 Bond, James Bond.
z | 1
Revenge fucking.
x | 2
A big black dick.
c | 3
Tiger Woods.
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