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And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
70 mins ago
1 Viagra®.
Scrubbing under the folds.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
70 mins ago
94 Coughing into a vagina.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
70 mins ago
39 Auschwitz.
What gets better with age?
70 mins ago
88 A wheelchair death race.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
70 mins ago
75 The terrorists.
Why am I sticky?
70 mins ago
56 My sex life.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
5 hours ago
1 Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
A really cool hat.
What will always get you laid?
5 hours ago
76 Grandma.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
5 hours ago
113 A micropenis.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
5 hours ago
87 Pedophiles.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
z | 1
People who smell their own socks.
x | 2
Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.
c | 3
The folly of man.
 
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