Some Recent Plays
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
5 hours ago
57 Adderall™.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
5 hours ago
71 Foreskin.
What's my secret power?
5 hours ago
50 Switching to Geico.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
5 hours ago
63 Cockfights.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
5 hours ago
43 Coat hanger abortions.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
5 hours ago
31 Steve Irwin.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
5 hours ago
41 Dick Cheney.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
5 hours ago
1 2 Girls 1 Cup.
A robust mongoloid.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
5 hours ago
70 Daddy issues.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
5 hours ago
57 Licking things to claim them as your own.
z | 1
The gays.
x | 2
Fear itself.
c | 3
Prosti-tots.
 
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