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During sex, I like to think about __________.
101 mins ago
91 Nazis.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
101 mins ago
42 Tripping balls.
What never fails to liven up the party?
101 mins ago
92 Pictures of boobs.
What helps Obama unwind?
102 mins ago
27 Santa Claus.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
102 mins ago
59 Britney Spears at 55.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
103 mins ago
1 A sad handjob.
A salty surprise.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
103 mins ago
64 Amputees.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
104 mins ago
1 American Gladiators.
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
104 mins ago
1 Raptor attacks.
Unfathomable stupidity.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
104 mins ago
73 Old-people smell.
z | 1
Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.
x | 2
Eugenics.
c | 3
A big black dick.
 
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