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__________. That's how I want to die.
3 hours ago
75 A homoerotic volleyball montage.
What will always get you laid?
3 hours ago
80 Viagra.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
3 hours ago
38 Bingeing and purging.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
3 hours ago
63 Ring Pops™.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
3 hours ago
38 Civilian casualties.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
3 hours ago
24 Classist undertones.
__________? There's an app for that.
3 hours ago
44 Amputees.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
3 hours ago
83 My genitals.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
3 hours ago
73 A mating display.
What's a girl's best friend?
3 hours ago
44 Sniffing glue.
z | 1
Children on leashes.
x | 2
Dead babies.
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Pixelated bukkake.
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