Some Recent Plays
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
7 hours ago
68 Republicans.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
7 hours ago
86 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
10 hours ago
64 A passionate Latino lover.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
10 hours ago
32 Soup that is too hot.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
10 hours ago
99 Fingering.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
17 hours ago
105 Surprise sex!
What helps Obama unwind?
17 hours ago
23 Being marginalized.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
17 hours ago
35 A tiny horse.
What will always get you laid?
17 hours ago
88 2 Girls 1 Cup.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
29 hours ago
69 Sexual humiliation.
z | 1
Getting drunk on mouthwash.
x | 2
College.
c | 3
Party poopers.
 
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