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During sex, I like to think about __________.
just now
80 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
just now
138 That one gay Teletubby.
What's that smell?
1 mins ago
41 Vigorous jazz hands.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
2 mins ago
32 Abstinence.
What do old people smell like?
43 hours ago
45 Lumberjack fantasies.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
61 hours ago
91 Auschwitz.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
62 hours ago
32 Pterodactyl eggs.
What's my anti-drug?
112 hours ago
44 Mad hacky-sack skills.
Why do I hurt all over?
139 hours ago
60 Adult Friendfinder.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
165 hours ago
121 Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.
What ended my last relationship?
z | 1
A balanced breakfast.
x | 2
A clandestine butt scratch.
c | 3
A robust mongoloid.
 
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