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It's a trap!
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110 An anal probe.
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33 An honest cop with nothing left to lose.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
11 mins ago
46 Hormone injections.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
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50 Explosions.
What ended my last relationship?
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37 That thing that electrocutes your abs.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
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107 A fetus.
What's the crustiest?
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64 Old-people smell.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
12 mins ago
23 Yeast.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
12 mins ago
69 A Bop It™.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
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40 Free samples.
What's that sound?
z | 1
Doing the right thing.
x | 2
Civilian casualties.
c | 3
Shaquille O'Neal's acting career.
 
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