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In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
75 mins ago
78 Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
What's the next Happy MealĀ® toy?
75 mins ago
35 Four Loko.
White people like __________.
75 mins ago
97 The hardworking Mexican.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
76 mins ago
21 Frolicking.
76 mins ago
53 Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
76 mins ago
56 Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
76 mins ago
52 Substitute teachers.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
77 mins ago
1 Road head.
Ring Pops™.
What gets better with age?
77 mins ago
57 Homeless people.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
78 mins ago
76 Assless chaps.
z | 1
A big hoopla about nothing.
x | 2
Zeus's sexual appetites.
c | 3
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