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What am I giving up for Lent?
23 mins ago
79 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
24 mins ago
85 Racism.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
24 mins ago
45 Road head.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
24 mins ago
25 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
24 mins ago
62 Being a motherfucking sorcerer.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
40 mins ago
48 A bleached asshole.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
40 mins ago
76 Asians who aren't good at math.
What's that smell?
40 mins ago
74 The Chinese gymnastics team.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
40 mins ago
27 I'm friends with your dad on Facebook.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
40 mins ago
1 The gays.
Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
z | 1
Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians.
x | 2
Doing the right thing.
c | 3
Puppies!
 
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