Some Recent Plays
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
56 mins ago
98 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
2 hours ago
42 Laying an egg.
__________. That's how I want to die.
2 hours ago
76 Genital piercings.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
2 hours ago
1 Fingering.
The inevitable heat death of the universe.
What are my parents hiding from me?
2 hours ago
132 German dungeon porn.
Betcha can't have just one!
2 hours ago
35 Hulk Hogan.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
2 hours ago
49 The four arms of Vishnu.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
2 hours ago
65 Ethnic cleansing.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
2 hours ago
77 A can of whoop-ass.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
2 hours ago
27 Waiting 'til marriage.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
z | 1
Flightless birds.
x | 2
A crappy little hand.
c | 3
Quivering jowls.
 
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