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I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
3 mins ago
30 The Übermensch.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
4 mins ago
1 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
The Hustle.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
4 mins ago
88 The boners of the elderly.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
4 mins ago
94 Gloryholes.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
5 mins ago
69 Famine.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
33 hours ago
58 An asymmetric boob job.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
33 hours ago
27 Parting the Red Sea.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
33 hours ago
1 Being a dick to children.
Neil Patrick Harris.
What gets better with age?
33 hours ago
62 Sexting.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
33 hours ago
54 Famine.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
z | 1
American Gladiators.
x | 2
Tangled Slinkys.
c | 3
Canned tuna with extra dolphin.
 
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