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What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
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61 Penis envy.
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6 hours ago
1 Fingering.
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He who controls __________ controls the world.
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48 Improvised explosive devices.
What helps Obama unwind?
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69 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
Why do I hurt all over?
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61 A clandestine butt scratch.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
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40 Women in yogurt commercials.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
189 hours ago
49 Powerful thighs.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
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84 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
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22 Classist undertones.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
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101 The Chinese gymnastics team.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
z | 1
Toni Morrison's vagina.
x | 2
Re-gifting.
c | 3
Men.
 
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