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How am I maintaining my relationship status?
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55 Seduction.
What will always get you laid?
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39 Heteronormativity.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
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79 Bestiality.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
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102 Doin' it in the butt.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
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44 Cuddling.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
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65 The Blood of Christ.
__________. That's how I want to die.
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55 That thing that electrocutes your abs.
__________. That's how I want to die.
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66 Pixelated bukkake.
What's the crustiest?
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38 An icepick lobotomy.
__________. It's a trap!
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101 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
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Smegma.
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Beating your wives.
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