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The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
5 hours ago
97 Viagra.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
5 hours ago
98 My dick.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
7 hours ago
17 Scrubbing under the folds.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
7 hours ago
37 Gandhi.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
7 hours ago
64 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
7 hours ago
64 Tripping balls.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
7 hours ago
69 Tickle Me Elmo™.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
7 hours ago
32 Switching to Geico.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
7 hours ago
53 Popped collars.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
7 hours ago
81 Getting really high.
z | 1
A lifetime of sadness.
x | 2
Chutzpah.
c | 3
A death ray.
 
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