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What's that smell?
5 mins ago
58 Robbing a sperm bank.
What's the most emo?
5 mins ago
68 MechaHitler.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
6 mins ago
43 Take-backsies.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
6 mins ago
74 AIDS.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
7 mins ago
20 The four arms of Vishnu.
__________. That's how I want to die.
8 mins ago
54 Sharing needles.
__________. It's a trap!
8 mins ago
40 Sniffing glue.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
8 mins ago
2 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
8 mins ago
36 Sweet, sweet vengeance.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
9 mins ago
56 The homosexual agenda.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
z | 1
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
x | 2
A balanced breakfast.
c | 3
The chronic.
 
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