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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
just now
98 A neglected Tamagotchi™.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
just now
1 A wisecracking terrorist.
Testicular torsion.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
just now
98 Nipple blades.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
just now
43 Pretending to care.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
just now
46 Date rape.
What am I giving up for Lent?
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38 Cybernetic enhancements.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
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24 Friendly fire.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
just now
95 Making the penises kiss.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
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37 An icepick lobotomy.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
just now
32 Friends who eat all your snacks.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
z | 1
GivesMeHope.com
x | 2
Repression.
c | 3
Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
 
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