Some Recent Plays
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
96 mins ago
99 A cooler full of organs.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
96 mins ago
39 Multiple stab wounds.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
96 mins ago
49 Stranger danger.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
96 mins ago
35 Opposable thumbs.
I drink to forget __________.
4 hours ago
70 Being on fire.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
4 hours ago
43 Moral ambiguity.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
4 hours ago
43 Substitute teachers.
What's the next Happy MealĀ® toy?
5 hours ago
121 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
5 hours ago
1 Kamikaze pilots.
Cuddling.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
5 hours ago
37 Wiping her butt.
z | 1
Edible underpants.
x | 2
Re-gifting.
c | 3
Making sex at her.
 
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