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Why am I sticky?
103 mins ago
48 My inner demons.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
3 hours ago
28 A crappy little hand.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
3 hours ago
72 Racism.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
8 hours ago
1 American Gladiators.
Scalping.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
8 hours ago
64 A salty surprise.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
12 hours ago
88 A vajazzled vagina.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
12 hours ago
62 Penis envy.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
12 hours ago
27 Swooping.
What's the crustiest?
12 hours ago
59 A mime having a stroke.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
12 hours ago
45 A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
z | 1
Shorties and blunts.
x | 2
Licking things to claim them as your own.
c | 3
Dying of dysentery.
 
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