Some Recent Plays
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
11 hours ago
1 Centaurs.
A tiny horse.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
11 hours ago
26 Heartwarming orphans.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
26 hours ago
22 Drinking alone.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
26 hours ago
40 The Amish.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
26 hours ago
1 Hope.
Science.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
375 hours ago
27 Four Loko.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
375 hours ago
1 The South.
Goblins.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
375 hours ago
34 A nuanced critique.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
375 hours ago
24 Soiling oneself.
What's my anti-drug?
375 hours ago
26 Riding off into the sunset.
What will always get you laid?
z | 1
Mutually-assured destruction.
x | 2
Penis envy.
c | 3
Horse meat.
 
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