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What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
120 hours ago
19 Slow motion.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
120 hours ago
45 Suicidal thoughts.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
121 hours ago
23 Science.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
121 hours ago
48 Team-building exercises.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
121 hours ago
53 Jew-fros.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
121 hours ago
33 Hot Pockets.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
123 hours ago
18 Team building exercises.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
142 hours ago
66 Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
What's my secret power?
143 hours ago
49 Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
143 hours ago
43 Wearing underwear inside out to avoid doing laundry.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
z | 1
Vehicular homicide.
x | 2
Leveling up.
c | 3
A beached whale.
 
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