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This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
8 mins ago
64 Michael Jackson.
What's a girl's best friend?
17 mins ago
51 Will Smith.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
17 mins ago
1 Dead parents.
Not reciprocating oral sex.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
17 mins ago
20 Chutzpah.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
17 mins ago
1 A stray pube.
Aaron Burr.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
17 mins ago
76 Asians who aren't good at math.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
84 mins ago
73 The homosexual agenda.
What's my secret power?
84 mins ago
49 Dry heaving.
What never fails to liven up the party?
84 mins ago
51 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
85 mins ago
111 A vajazzled vagina.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
z | 1
Jean-Claude Van Damme.
x | 2
(I am doing Kegels right now.)
c | 3
The economy.
 
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