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When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
6 hours ago
81 The shambling corpse of Larry King.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
7 hours ago
61 A salty surprise.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
7 hours ago
40 Women's suffrage.
__________? There's an app for that.
7 hours ago
117 Date rape.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
7 hours ago
1 Being a busy adult with many important things to do.
A micropenis.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
8 hours ago
33 A low standard of living.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
8 hours ago
72 Neil Patrick Harris.
What's the crustiest?
8 hours ago
70 Fingering.
8 hours ago
59 Auschwitz.
Why do I hurt all over?
8 hours ago
22 Charisma.
z | 1
A bleached asshole.
x | 2
This answer is postmodern.
c | 3
Authentic Mexican cuisine.
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