Some Recent Plays
He who controls __________ controls the world.
just now
35 Making sex at her.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
just now
73 Foreskin.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
1 mins ago
70 Cheating in the Special Olympics.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
182 hours ago
44 Santa Claus.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
189 hours ago
69 A neglected Tamagotchi™.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
201 hours ago
93 Elderly Japanese men.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
201 hours ago
83 Lady Gaga.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
201 hours ago
60 My relationship status.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
201 hours ago
83 Half-assed foreplay.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
201 hours ago
38 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
z | 1
Kim Jong-il.
x | 2
The Übermensch.
c | 3
The placenta.
 
641
121
Three Card Five Card
Click a card (or use the keyboard shortcuts) to select it as the winner for this hand.

This is a work in progress - inspired by, but not affiliated with, the amazing folks at Cards Against Humanity.
The cards are a mix of CAH originals and custom original words and phrases.
#CAHOnline | by @dojohnso | Feedback & Support