Some Recent Plays
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
44 mins ago
99 A cooler full of organs.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
44 mins ago
39 Multiple stab wounds.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
44 mins ago
49 Stranger danger.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
44 mins ago
35 Opposable thumbs.
I drink to forget __________.
3 hours ago
70 Being on fire.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
3 hours ago
43 Moral ambiguity.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
3 hours ago
43 Substitute teachers.
What's the next Happy MealĀ® toy?
4 hours ago
121 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
4 hours ago
1 Kamikaze pilots.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
4 hours ago
37 Wiping her butt.
z | 1
Natalie Portman.
x | 2
Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
c | 3
Douchebags on their iPhones.
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