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What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
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19 Eating the last known bison.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
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39 Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
__________. That's how I want to die.
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48 Space muffins.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
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75 Nazis.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
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23 Shapeshifters.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
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47 Stranger danger.
Why can't I sleep at night?
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24 Team building exercises.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
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43 Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.
Why am I sticky?
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52 Flesh-eating bacteria.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
64 hours ago
49 Men.
Why can't I sleep at night?
z | 1
Dead parents.
x | 2
Assless chaps.
c | 3
Hormone injections.
 
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