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What helps Obama unwind?
10 hours ago
81 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
What's a girl's best friend?
10 hours ago
102 Scrotum tickling.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
10 hours ago
1 White privilege.
Concealing a boner.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
10 hours ago
103 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
10 hours ago
65 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
Why am I sticky?
10 hours ago
63 Testicular torsion.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
10 hours ago
1 A good sniff.
A bleached asshole.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
10 hours ago
115 A fetus.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
45 hours ago
62 Hormone injections.
What will always get you laid?
128 hours ago
39 Hulk Hogan.
Why can't I sleep at night?
z | 1
Elderly Japanese men.
x | 2
Attitude.
c | 3
My vagina.
 
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