Some Recent Plays
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
just now
61 A windmill full of corpses.
__________. That's how I want to die.
2 mins ago
32 A low standard of living.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
4 mins ago
54 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
4 mins ago
69 Arnold Schwarzenegger.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
5 mins ago
40 Eating too much of a lamp.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
7 mins ago
40 Whitney Houston.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
9 mins ago
38 Waiting 'til marriage.
Why do I hurt all over?
11 mins ago
64 Literally eating shit.
What am I giving up for Lent?
11 mins ago
54 A lifetime of sadness.
White people like __________.
13 mins ago
49 Vehicular manslaughter.
z | 1
A bloody pacifier.
x | 2
c | 3
German dungeon porn.
Click a card (or use the keyboard shortcuts) to select it as the winner for this hand.

This is a work in progress - inspired by, but not affiliated with, the amazing folks at Cards Against Humanity.
The cards are a mix of CAH originals and custom original words and phrases.
#CAHOnline | by @dojohnso | Feedback & Support