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That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
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Sorry everyone, I just __________.
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63 When you fart and a little bit comes out.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
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What do old people smell like?
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What's a girl's best friend?
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40 The Hamburglar.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
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In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
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87 Foreskin.
__________. High five, bro.
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95 Doin' it in the butt.
What never fails to liven up the party?
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What's that smell?
z | 1
Panda sex.
x | 2
Genetically engineered super-soldiers.
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Sniffing glue.
 
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