Some Recent Plays
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
90 mins ago
36 Famine.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
90 mins ago
1 Zeus's sexual appetites.
The drama club.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
90 mins ago
69 The gays.
What's the next Happy MealĀ® toy?
90 mins ago
84 Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
90 mins ago
23 Dental dams.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
90 mins ago
1 Sexy Siamese twins.
Fancy Feast®.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
90 mins ago
102 My dick.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
90 mins ago
55 Grandma.
What's my anti-drug?
90 mins ago
52 FALCON PUNCH!!!
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
90 mins ago
45 Old-people smell.
z | 1
Tasteful sideboob.
x | 2
Chainsaws for hands.
c | 3
Making the penises kiss.
 
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