Some Recent Plays
What gets better with age?
5 hours ago
45 Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
8 hours ago
77 My vagina.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
8 hours ago
64 A middle-aged man on roller skates.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
9 hours ago
63 Front butt.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
9 hours ago
56 Man meat.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
9 hours ago
82 Suicidal thoughts.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
9 hours ago
93 German dungeon porn.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
10 hours ago
30 Tom Cruise.
What ended my last relationship?
10 hours ago
99 Coughing into a vagina.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
10 hours ago
62 A passionate Latino lover.
z | 1
Mathletes.
x | 2
A mopey zoo lion.
c | 3
Hurricane Katrina.
 
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