Some Recent Plays
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
just now
44 Being on fire.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
just now
44 God.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
just now
1 Scientology.
Shapeshifters.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
10 hours ago
44 Winking at old people.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
294 hours ago
49 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
What will always get you laid?
338 hours ago
91 Scrotum tickling.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
338 hours ago
22 The folly of man.
__________. That's how I want to die.
338 hours ago
63 Multiple stab wounds.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
338 hours ago
54 A bloody pacifier.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
338 hours ago
44 Adult Friendfinder.
What's that smell?
z | 1
Mr. Snuffleupagus.
x | 2
Active listening.
c | 3
A wheelchair death race.
 
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