Some Recent Plays
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
107 mins ago
1 Farting into your petticoats and wafting it at Lord Gregory.
That thing that electrocutes your abs.
What's that sound?
107 mins ago
94 Incest.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
108 mins ago
34 Four Loko.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
108 mins ago
97 Michael Jackson.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
108 mins ago
78 Kim Jong-il.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
108 mins ago
43 Daddy issues.
__________: good to the last drop.
109 mins ago
64 Enormous Scandinavian women.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
109 mins ago
55 Hulk Hogan.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
109 mins ago
28 New Age music.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
109 mins ago
90 A big black dick.
z | 1
Fiery poops.
x | 2
Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
c | 3
I'm friends with your dad on Facebook.
 
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