Some Recent Plays
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
10 hours ago
77 The Kool-Aid Man.
Why can't I sleep at night?
17 hours ago
42 Showing up to an orgy for the food.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
17 hours ago
38 Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
17 hours ago
54 Being on fire.
__________. High five, bro.
17 hours ago
33 Finding a skeleton.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
17 hours ago
37 The Hamburglar.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
17 hours ago
23 The Superdome.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
17 hours ago
90 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
War! What is it good for?
17 hours ago
42 Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
17 hours ago
63 Grandma.
z | 1
Drinking alone.
x | 2
c | 3
Switching to Geico.
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