Some Recent Plays
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
just now
70 Bitches.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
just now
128 My vagina.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
just now
32 Bingeing and purging.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
4 hours ago
55 Seduction.
What will always get you laid?
4 hours ago
39 Heteronormativity.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
4 hours ago
79 Bestiality.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
4 hours ago
102 Doin' it in the butt.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
4 hours ago
44 Cuddling.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
4 hours ago
65 The Blood of Christ.
__________. That's how I want to die.
4 hours ago
55 That thing that electrocutes your abs.
What helps Obama unwind?
z | 1
Multiple stab wounds.
x | 2
72 virgins.
c | 3
Doin' it in the butt.
 
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