Some Recent Plays
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
just now
56 A low standard of living.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
just now
44 A really cool hat.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
just now
59 Teenage pregnancy.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
just now
34 An honest cop with nothing left to lose.
What helps Obama unwind?
just now
28 Hot people.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
just now
45 Child beauty pageants.
What will always get you laid?
just now
31 The folly of man.
__________. High five, bro.
just now
87 Getting in her pants, politely.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
just now
128 That one gay Teletubby.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
just now
39 Abstinence.
What helps Obama unwind?
z | 1
Anal beads.
x | 2
The harsh light of day.
c | 3
Parting the Red Sea.
 
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